1. Put antibacterial drops in eyes.
2. Go to bed.
3. Wake up.
4. Take a really soapy shower and scrub face hard for last time (for about a week).
5. Get in car, drive 2 hours to TLC Laser Eye Center in Edgewater, Md.
6. Submit my eyes to torture vision correction by laser.
7. Don uber-sexy, plastic sunglasses provided by TLC.
8. Go home (Mom drives).
10. Check to see if I can see my alarm clock.
11. IF (numbers in focus), then (:: SQUEE ::)