Since it’s j-o-b related I can’t really tell you all what happened tonight, but suffice it to say that I set off a security alarm and a nice young man in camouflage came by to check my badge and make sure that I had a right to be there.
“You’re not in trouble, ma’am,” he said as he identified that I was in fact, me.
Well, that’s good to know! Because I’m pretty sure that if I was in trouble, he’d have absolutely no problem popping a cap in my ___ and hiding my body. There’s gobs of construction equipment around, not to mention the Bay. Are there man-eating fish out in the waters of the Chesapeake Bay? If not, the crabs would surely pick my bones clean.
And that would be interesting karma, seeing as I’ve spent the better part of my life picking them…