When Courtney asked me whether or not I thought it would be fun to attend a Drag Queen Brunch in downtown D.C., I replied with a resounding, “Hell Yes!” But we had to wait for the right reason, the right justification for getting together a group of lovely ladies to witness the fun and fake boobies… and Courtney’s 30th birthday turned out to be just the ticket!
(Some of) The Queens:
At one point, Latina Queen grabbed two unsuspecting guests (a guy and a girl) and sat them down in chairs in the middle of the dining room. She then proceeded to mouth-feed them apple slices. Something happened out of my line of sight (apparently she took the shirt off another guest), and then she got No Shirt Guy to mouth-feed the apple slices to the Chair Guy and Chair Girl! Oh, the shenanigans!
Perrys was crazy-busy, so our group of 10 got split up into a 4-top and a 6-top in two different parts of the dining room. Here are some of the beautiful and fun people at my table — Aimee, Virginia, Dimario and Tamera:
And after indulging in plates full of food and various lip-synched songs, punctuated by dollar bills stuffed into bedazzled bras and tight spandex skirts, we all gathered around our table and had one of the waiters take our group picture:

(clockwise from top left) A friend of Courtney's, Aimee, Virginia, Demario, me, Kristina, Denise, Courtney and Tamera.
HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY, COURTNEY!
More photos and words describing the day’s events can be viewed here: Celebrating with Drag Queens.













